We made it to Morocco! We flew into Casablanca and took the train to Fes. We were definitely novelties on the train, with friendly locals who “love Americans”, repeatedly warning us to “trust no one” and avoid buying carpets if we don’t want to get ripped off (do we really look like people who would buy big rugs?). Upon arrival in Fes, our cab drops us off in the vicinity of our riad, points down the street and says it’s that way. We start wandering somewhat aimlessly through the medina. A local kid comes up and guides us the rest of the way. Upon arrival, Mark offers the kid 2 dirhams for his help. Local kid proceeds to start heming-and hawing about how we’re cheap. We’re adamant 2 dirhams is fair for his 5 minutes of work and just brush it off when he hands us back the money and storms off. We are then whisked away by the riad staff who offer us cool washcloths to freshen up, nut-stuffed dates to snack upon, and show us our lovely room with its remarkably reliable free wifi. A bit later as I’m checking online to see what 900-dirham spa packages cost in US dollars, we realize 2 dirhams is just 25-cents. Turns out, we are seriously cheap bastards. Sorry small child; hope you don’t hate Americans forever as a result of our complete ignorance of exchange rates.
Anyway, the riad is lovely. Pics from our morning breakfast on the roof. We’re now off to explore a bit and hopefully not create any other incidents.



